Geekdom Madness: TRG - Tall and Small Victor

Low vote count this week, but the winner was clear.

The Victor for the sixth round of The Real Game is...

Jack Skellington

"There are few who deny: at what I do, I am the best!"

Out of a paltry 9 votes, Jack received 78% to Stewie's 22%. He IS the Pumpkin King.

Here's the breakdown. Check back tomorrow!

Take him home first. And apologize again!

Geekdom Madness - TRG: Tall and Small

Let's play some....umm....stick football? It's getting harder to do these intros...

Geekdom Madness: Wild Child Victor

Sniped at the last second!

The Victor for the twelfth round of the preliminaries is:

Stewie Griffin

"When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless."

Out of 11 votes, Stewie got 55% to Kenny's 45%. Kenny had been in the lead up to this morning, when some last minute votes allowed Stewie to just squeak by.

Here's the breakdown. Check back tomorrow!

As the first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Geekdom Madness: Wild Child

This week's match-up is between the Tot of Terror and the Parka'd Perpetual Redshirt

May the 4th: Family Guy and Robot Chicken

(Originally Written for Jedi News)

I’m going to break tradition here and pre-empt the crawl to say that because these specials are in no way shape or form intended for younger audiences, talking about them in any meaningful way may contain subject matter not suited for all readers. As Jedi News is still a family site, I’m going to do my very best to keep things PG at worst, but I felt it was my duty to throw up this disclaimer on the off chance something slips by.

Anyway, without further ado…

A long time ago, but somehow in the future…

FAMILY GUY

Episode IV

BLUE HARVEST

It is a time of civil war,

and renegade paragraphs

floating through space.

There's cool space battles,

and the bad guy is the

good guy's dad, but you

don't find that out 'til the

next episode.

And the hot chick is really

the sister of the good

guy, but they don't know it,

and they kiss. Which is

kind of messed up. I mean,

what if they had done it

instead of just kissed?

Angelina Jolie kissed her

brother. Yeah, she did. You

know it, I know it, and

her dad knows it. That's

why they hardly ever talk

anymore. You can run away

to Africa, but you can't run

away from the truth.

Oh, by the way, here's

a tip for you: when this

is over, go out and rent

the movie "Gia." She's way

naked in it, and makes out

with another chick and

everything. It's awesome.

I stumbled across it late at

night on HBO after I

had just got back from

hockey and I almost

fainted. But I digest...

Princess Leia was coming

back from buying space

groceries when this

happened...

Double Feature: The Bear and The Bat

Over my birthday week, I was lucky enough to see two movies. Both were amazing but in different ways.

"Ted" and "The Dark Knight Rises"

This review will be slightly more spoiler-heavy, so be warned.