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Friday, May 16, 2014

May the 4th: Spaceballs

(Originally Written for Jedi News)




Once upon a time warp…


SPACEBALLS


Chapter Eleven
THE MOVIE

In a galaxy very, very, very,
very, far away, there lived
a ruthless race of beings
known as . . . Spaceballs.

The evil leaders of Planet
Spaceball, having foolishly
squandered their precious
atmosphere, have devised a
secret plan to take every
breath of air away from
their peace-loving neighbor,
Planet Druidia.

Today is Princess Vespa's
wedding day. Unbeknownst
to the princess, but knownst
to us, danger lurks in the
stars above. . .

If you can read this, you
don't need glasses.