The Princess is Dead. Long Live the Princess.
From Hollywood Royalty to Galactic Royalty twice-over. Subversive as a Damsel in Distress (as well as real life). Leader of a Rebellion but at times unable to keep her own body from rebelling against her.
Carrie Fisher got through it all with an impish grin and a dignity that didn't always match her actions.
The Star Wars Saga has seen many of its great collaborators pass on over the years, one all too recently in fact. But this? To a Star Wars fan, this is the equivalent of losing a Beatle.
The Force will be with you, Carrie, always.
Showing posts with label Episode V. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Episode V. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Sunday, August 14, 2016
If Any of My Circuits or Gears will Help, I'll Gladly Donate Them
I had to pop on through my phone to pay respects to the actor who brought the true hero of the Star Wars Saga to life.
Kenny Baker was a true renaissance man, a veteran of film and vaudeville and by all accounts a professional and pleasant man to work with.
George Lucas wrote R2-D2. Ben Burtt and his sound team gave him a voice. Artists, fabrication teams, puppeteers, and animators too numerous to mention by name gave him physical form. But it was Kenny Baker, and Kenny alone, that gave R2-D2 his soul. The most important droid in the galaxy. Mechanic of royalty, partner to Jedi, agent and savior of rebellion.
Kenny, you will be missed. The Force will be with you, always.
Kenny Baker was a true renaissance man, a veteran of film and vaudeville and by all accounts a professional and pleasant man to work with.
George Lucas wrote R2-D2. Ben Burtt and his sound team gave him a voice. Artists, fabrication teams, puppeteers, and animators too numerous to mention by name gave him physical form. But it was Kenny Baker, and Kenny alone, that gave R2-D2 his soul. The most important droid in the galaxy. Mechanic of royalty, partner to Jedi, agent and savior of rebellion.
Kenny, you will be missed. The Force will be with you, always.
Friday, July 29, 2016
Love Letter to the Women of Star Wars
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
Within the last few months, I finally watched The Force
Awakens again for the first time since the theatrical run. What I had liked
about it at first I loved even more the second time. What had bothered me about
it the first time likewise bothered me exponentially in the repeat viewing. All
in all, it makes for a very awkward filmgoing experience for me – I love parts
of it too much to say I dislike it, but I hate other parts too much to say I like
it. And even if Episodes VIII and IX tie the narrative together in a way that
really makes Awakens shine in retrospect, the fact that those films have
totally different teams behind them (as opposed to The Maker’s overarching, if
fickle-with-details narrative) will always undercut whatever “hidden
brilliance” we may or may not find in the film upon future analysis.
The above paragraph was originally supposed to be a lead-in
to a whole column re-evaluating The Force Awakens upon a repeat viewing away
from the hype and the fear, but frankly, that’s really all I have to say on the
matter until the entire picture comes to light. Besides, the main point of my
column is to keep Episodes I-III and their rightful place in the Saga as a
whole in the public’s eye as a positive force (pun unintentional, but welcome),
lest the bile levied at them by mainstream geekdom be history’s final word on
them.
But it does serve as a nice introduction to a matter that
I’ve been wanting to write about for nearly a year, but wasn’t confidant I
could do it justice. Because there is one element of The Force Awakens that I
have had a slight but noticeable shift on in the intervening months: Rey.
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Speak Up, Speak Out!
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
I will
say that in general, it’s becoming increasingly difficult not to retread old
ground when I talk about Star Wars. I’ve mentioned many times, in fact, that
sometimes I feel like I’ve said what I had to say. Unfortunately, while there
is still hate against George Lucas and his vision from those who claim to be
fans of Star Wars, and even within his own former company, I can’t just stay
quiet.
So it’s been a while since I typed anything out. I will
admit that everything about Force Awakens kind of burnt me out on Star Wars for
a while, for the second time. Not to mention a couple of major personal
upheavals that I won’t bother you with.
Well, I
should just say “WE” can’t stay quiet. Because it’s really not about me, is it?
Friday, December 18, 2015
Star Wars: Simultaneously!
Hey, have you ever wanted to see all six Star Wars films at the exact same time in order to compare them, but lacked the equipment necessary?
...No?...
Well tough. Here it is anyway!
...No?...
Well tough. Here it is anyway!
Monday, November 9, 2015
The Tao of Jinn
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
Any Star Wars fan worth their salt knows that the Force is
split into the Light and Dark Sides. However, slightly less well-known is that
there is variation along another axis. In the galaxy far, far away, there are
two levels of the Force (for now at least – we may or may not see more when it
Awakens): The Unifying Force and The Living Force.
Sunday, October 11, 2015
Why I Almost Left the Star Wars Fandom – And Why I Came Back
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
Hey, remember me?
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Friday, April 3, 2015
Continuing Call
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
After my previous “Call to Arms”, you can imagine my
surprise and elation when Jar Jar actually seemed to have a substantial lead
when his turn came up. And yet, for nearly a week after the match’s conclusion,
the final results had yet to be posted on the official website in spite of the
competition’s continuation. Only on April Fool’s day was Jar Jar declared the
winner, and only when there needed to be a contestant to go against Captain Rex
(as of this writing, they’re switching off leads, though by the time this sees
print a winner will have been decided)
Something is rotten on the site of Star Wars.
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| "It sure is stinkowiff..." |
Friday, December 19, 2014
What I Want for Life Day
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
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| "Meanwhile, on Druidia..." |
Life Day is almost upon us! But before you grab your red
ceremonial robes and enter the…umm…weird vortex thingee (seriously, what WAS
that?), I have my wish list of the Eight things I want most this Life Day and
for the year to follow:
Labels:
Animation,
Clone Wars,
Episode I,
Episode II,
Episode III,
Episode IV,
Episode IX,
Episode V,
Episode VI,
Episode VII,
Episode VIII,
George Lucas,
Holiday Special,
J.J. Abrams,
Movies,
Rebels,
Star Wars,
TV
Saturday, November 15, 2014
Friday, October 24, 2014
My Troubled Relationship with Empire
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
When I submitted my first May the 4th Saga
reviews a year and a half ago, I maintained that Episode V: The Empire Strikes
Back was my personal second favorite film of the Saga.
About a month later, it was my fifth favorite.
A few months after that, it was third.
Friday, October 3, 2014
Tale as Old as Space
(Originall Written for Jedi News)
It’s storytime! Today, I want to tell you one of the greatest fantasy tales I’ve ever heard. It’s a long one, and you have to make the pictures up in your head, so please bear with me.
Saturday, August 16, 2014
Chewie Chewie
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
Kashyyk, home of the Wookiees. It was featured in the Star
Wars Holiday Special, and slated to make an appearance in Return of the Jedi
before it was replaced with the Forest Moon of Endor. Fans had been dying to
see it for years. They finally got their wish in 2005, where the planet
features heavily in Revenge of the Sith.
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| "Come see our majestic fjords." |
Friday, August 1, 2014
Merch Ado About Nothing
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
I think I’ve pinpointed one reason why Disney’s handling of
the Star Wars property has left a bad taste in my mouth, and why I can’t help
but feel worried about the fate of Episodes I-III.
Merchandising. Where the real money from the movie is made.
Friday, February 28, 2014
Who Does This Remind You Of?
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
((All images found by Google Image Search. If any of you
readers are responsible for any of them, let me know.))
I am not a bandwagon jumper.
Yes, I am a huge fan of many popular franchises, but I came
into them on my own terms. In fact, I have a history of avoiding things that
would later become some of my favorites simply because people startle me by
never shutting up about it. One prime example is the Harry Potter series. I
avoided it like the plague until I saw a trailer for the first film and thought
it looked interesting enough to check out. Today, it’s perhaps my favorite book
series of all time.
Even my beloved Star Wars started out as just this thing
everyone kept quoting. It wasn’t until the Special Editions were coming out
that I decided it was about time I gave it a chance. As you can see, I never
looked back.
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| "Very Special Indeed." |
Friday, January 17, 2014
Doublesaber is the New Jetpack
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
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| "Heeeeeeeere's Maul-y!" |
When The Phantom Menace premiered, and for many years hence,
the one constant that everyone, even the haters, seemed to like was the new
villain, Darth Maul. His face was in more of the merchandise than even the main
characters. He was cool-looking, he was mysterious, he had…
Wait a minute…
Cool-looking, mysterious, has a unique weapon, had very
little screentime in the film before being killed off, was resurrected in EU
material, fans and merchandising seem to miss the point of his character
elevating it to be more important than it actually was…
Now THIS sounds familiar. Where have I heard this before?
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| "What's that? I can't hear you over all these beautiful women." |
Friday, November 29, 2013
Listmas 2013: Eight Crazy Nights - Third Candle
Stop the presses folks!
My list of Top Star Wars Characters? My Order of Preferred Films? The ones I've referenced in dozens of articles? The things I was set on?
Well, I'm changing them!
That's right! I've changed my mind about how certain things are ordered in these lists! Bet you never expected THAT!
My list of Top Star Wars Characters? My Order of Preferred Films? The ones I've referenced in dozens of articles? The things I was set on?
Well, I'm changing them!
That's right! I've changed my mind about how certain things are ordered in these lists! Bet you never expected THAT!
Friday, November 22, 2013
Creating Life
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
When George Lucas first conceived of the Force, he was
drawing heavily from eastern philosophy, especially the concept of Chi or Qi.
However, he added a bit of a twist: a biological component.
This was for two reasons. The first was that he didn’t want
to turn into another L. Ron Hubbard and wanted to head off people trying to
make a legitimate Jedi religion by making sure everybody knew he knew those
telekinetic feats of the Force were strictly fantasy. Secondly, and perhaps
much more importantly, he became fascinated with the idea of mitochondria, how
an entire separate species of bacteria not only resides in all eukaryotic cells
but is essential to that cell working. Lucas thought, what if in the galaxy
far, far away, a strain of mitochondria evolved that allowed people to channel
their life force, THE Force, to magical effect?
Lucas would call this strain Midi-Chlorians.
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| "The reading's off the charts! Over 20,000! Not even 'Twilight' has a hater count that high!" |
Friday, October 11, 2013
The Han and Boba Show
(Originally Written for Jedi News)
The more I listen to the kind of Star Wars “fan” who
mercilessly bashes I-III and the people who love them, the more I see a common
thread. Not all such folks fall into this category, mind you, but a fair number
of them seem to act as if they view the Saga in a specific way. What way is
that? Well, if asked for a synopsis of IV-VI, something tells me they would say
something along the lines of:
“Han Solo jets around space with the Millennium Falcon,
falls in love with Princess Leia, and reluctantly helps the Rebel Alliance
battle the Galactic Empire with his roguish charm and wit. In the process, he
takes on such baddies as Boba Fett, Jabba the Hutt, and most dangerously Darth
Vader (who incidentally is the father of Han’s friend Luke). There’s also
lightsabers and The Force.”
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| "C'mon, who could say no to this face?" |
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