As Your Friend, I've Got To Be Honest With You: I Don't Care About You Or Your Problems

I had not been planning to see "The Secret Life of Pets" but I did.

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Just Trying To See How Long I Can Make These Post Titles Before Blogger Cuts Me Off Like Some Guy Who Is Taking Way Too Long To Say His Oscar Speech So They Play The Music To Tell Him To Shut Up And Go But Screw Them Because He Still Has Too Many People Who Will Give Him Hell For Not Mentioning Them On The One Night When They're On National Television And Who Knows When They'll Have This Chance Again Wow This Is Already Going On Long I Wonder If They'll Stop Me Or If They'll Let Me keep Going Into Infinity Only To Deny My Post When I Hit The Button Because The Title Is Too Long Blah Blah Blah Okay I'm Tired Now

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Dude, Bringing Back the Mohawk! Good for you!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows.

Didn't even know they were making this until it came out.

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For Orcs, There Is No Other Life But War

Warcraft.

Good god...it happened...WARCRAFT!

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Forget About Your Worries And Your Strife

Yet another attempt at The Jungle Book.

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Anyone Can Be Anything

Zootopia...I don't know what I expected....


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God's Perfect Idiot

The long-awaited review of the even longer-awaited Deadpool.

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